A Question of Time
March 22, 2010
Would you rather someone do their job right? Or would you rather do it quickly?
What if the job they had to do was wait on you in restaurant?
There is a Goddess of Refills. Pray to her.
Old Man Winter
February 9, 2010
“O, snow!” cried the City’s inhabitants.
“We can’t make it to our jobs! The streets are impassable! Our children have no one to look after them! We must call off!” cried the City’s inhabitants, with much indignation.
And then…
… they piled into a car and went to a restaurant which was open for a hot meal.
“O, Snow” cried the City’s other inhabitants.
“I have to go into work because people depend on me. I have to go into work because I will get fired otherwise. I have to go to work because I am hardwired to go to work even though such a decision flies in the face of common sense!” cried the City’s other inhabitants, with despair.
And then…
… they plowed the streets and fixed the fallen power lines. They cooked and served food to those who had no power and no heat. They wondered, “how in the Hell am I getting home tonight?”
“O, Snow!” we cry. What else can we do?
Check out the new website!
February 9, 2010
As a long time lurker, I am so excited to see the new website: the Julian Society.
Vivat!
Coming to You via Ubuntu
November 11, 2009
I am sorry I have no updated this blog in recently. I have switched from Windows XP to Ubuntu (a Linux operating system). The learning cuve has been steep, but –so far– successfully mastered. Forgive me.
More to come soon
Looking for Cracks in the Pavement
October 7, 2009
The ministers and the lawyers convened to discuss amending the Law of Unintended Consequences. Being the sorts of people who prefer the specific to the general, they asked each other: if we use airtight language to define and proscribe every action that is within or without of the Law, surely we will no longer need to keep creating new policy… right?
So they set out codify the Universe. Each leaf must meet certain parameters for its plant’s species. Each pickle slice on a hamburger must be at least this width, this height, this diameter. Each hair on your head had to be within an eight of an inch of the specifications established — contractually — with your hairdresser.
The ministers hired inspectors. The inspectors hired assistants. The assistants badgered trees, pickle factories, salons. The environmentalists, the cucumber growers, the hair-dye manufacturers hired lawyers to protect them from the assistants, from the inspectors, from the ministers, from the other lawyers.
So, people remain protected from improperly formed leaves, from overly large dills that threaten to overwhelm the other flavors of the comprise a cheeseburger, from lopsided bangs.
It has been a smashing success, the ministers ask themselves and you. Hasn’t it?
Climbing Down from the Summit
September 26, 2009
And so it came to pass, the leaders and their finance ministers boarded their caulked and snapping ships for distant ports, or climbed into gilt and creaking wagons for distant capitals. The members of the press and the media hopped into their mid-sized cars and business-class airplane seats to return to newsrooms in foreign lands…
But what the residents of the City? Those who were severely inconvenienced at having such a meeting thrust upon them? They returned to a life as usual.
Now, there were no forced vacation days, or just plain days off without pay. Now, they need not worry about their children who had no school. Now, they need not worry about security checkpoints, traffic delays, fear.
And what did they fear? The unknown. When such world leaders had met in bigger cities, in capitals more used to high security measures, there had been riots, arsons, police brutality, protester destruction of property, injuries, death.
The seers, Tarot readers, Rune casters, Astrologers all came up with variations on the theme of “Tempest in a Teapot,” but nobody in the City listened. For Fear can sometimes be a kindly god, who whispers in your ear, “Stay at home, forget the world, keep close to your loved ones.”
So they did. So they did.
And today, they went on with life as usual. Or, almost usual. In the back of everyone’s mind was the question: “Why did we spend so much money to hire soldiers from all over the known world to line our streets for one man to march down the street carrying a sign that read ‘Down with Mayonnaise/Up with Hot Sauce!’”
[Edit: Check out Ali's "The Group of 20 and the Mythology of the Market"]
Hunter and Hunted
September 25, 2009
Jason Pitzl-Waters has posted a fascinating and scary article on The Wild Hunt: Witch Hunts Are Now An International Epidemic. “According to some U.N. experts tracking the issue “at least” tens of thousands have died due to witch hunts, while millions have been beaten, abused, isolated, and turned into refugees.”
In a parallel vein, there is also: “Wave of Homophobia Sweeps the Muslim World.” over at Religion News Blog. “In Mauritania, Bangladesh, Yemen, parts of Nigeria and Sudan, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, and Iran convicted homosexuals can also be sentenced to death.”
Want more?
Hrafnkell Haraldsson’s updates his “Christianity as a Hate Group.”
From the website of Values Voter Summit we had such breakout sessions as:
TRUE TOLERANCE: COUNTERING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS – CONGRESSIONAL B
Candi Cushman–Education Analyst, Focus on the Family ActionMARRIAGE: WHY IT’S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY – DIPLOMAT ROOM
Charles Donovan, Senior Research Fellow, The Heritage Foundation; Thomas Messner, Visiting Fellow; The Heritage Foundation; Dr. Jennifer Roback Morse, Founder and President, Ruth InstituteRedefining marriage poses serious threats to the religious liberties of people who continue to believe that marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. This understanding of marriage is an important religious belief for many Americans, but the freedom to express it will come under growing pressure as courts, public officials, and private institutions come to regard the traditional understanding of marriage as a form of irrational prejudice that should be purged from public life. This briefing will focus on policy and legal developments, as well as how to communicate the link between marriage and religious liberty.
SPEECHLESS – SILENCING THE CHRISTIANS – CONGRESSIONAL B
Casey Smith, Jr., Executive Assistant to the Chairman and President, American Family AssociationAmericans are at a greater risk of losing their basic freedoms today than ever before in the history of this nation. Political correctness and the voice of the liberal minority are undermining the morals and values of main-stream America. Christians are being silenced all across America: in the political debate, the public square, the schools, the workplace, and even in the sanctuary of their own churches. Through video, renowned author and commentator, Janet Parshall, takes you on a journey across the country to meet citizens who have been arrested for speaking out at a public rally, students who are being forced to attend classes that require them to recite verses from the Koran and to stage their own Jihad and activists pushing social tolerance to such an extreme that the Bible itself is being labeled “hate speech.”
THE NEW MASCULINITY – CONGRESSIONAL A
Dr. Pat Fagan, Senior Fellow and Director, Center for Family and Religion, FRC; Michael Schwartz, Chief of Staff, Senator Tom Coburn (R-Okla.); Dr. Matthew Spalding, Director, B. Kenneth Simon Center for Studies, The Heritage FoundationFeminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right. Such a “masculinism” will have its dovetailing counterpart in a new “feminism” for they mutually define each other and, in nature, are meant to be complementary. This panel will begin this exploration.
THUGOCRACY – FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY – EMPIRE ROOM
Terry Jeffrey, Editor, CNSNews.com; Michael Barone*“Hate crime” legislation, removal of conscience protections for health care workers, the Fairness Doctrine, groups like ACORN intimidating voters and committing voter fraud, “Card Check” legislation to create a permanent majority – President Obama and the Democratic Party is doing all it can to suppress free speech that they disagree with and that threatens their plans for a “permanent majority” in power. Political pundit Michael Barone calls it a “thugocracy” and “Gangster Government,” how real is this threat and how can we fight it?
DEFUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD – PALLADIAN ROOM
Mark Bucher, Bucher & Palmer, LLP; Lila Rose, President, LiveActionAs many state and local governments are tightening their budgets to weather this fiscal storm, communities are taking a second look at the funding of the controversial abortion corporation Planned Parenthood. Since 1987, Planned Parenthood has taken in $3.2 billion in taxpayer funds. Planned Parenthood has used its money to support candidates who will continue this money stream and to lobby against initiatives such as parental notification laws in cases of minors seeking an abortion. Learn from people, like you, who have successfully stopped Planned Parenthood funding in their communities.
ACTIVISM AND CONSERVATISM: FIT TO A TEA (PARTY) – CABINET ROOM
Jeff Griffith, Pennsylvania Tea Party Coordinator; Amy Kremer, National Coordinator, Tea Party Patriots; Crane Durham, Host, “Nothing but the Truth”On April 15th, hundreds of thousands of citizens gathered in more than 800 cities to voice their opposition to out of control spending at all levels of government. Organized in all 50 states by Americans from all walks of life, these “tea parties” were a true grassroots protest of irresponsible fiscal policies and intrusive government. The mainstream media could not explain the phenomenon that anyone would be fed up with Washington, D.C. now that the liberals in charge. We will tell you how it happened, why it is still happening and how you can organize your own.
FAITH, POLITICS, AND THE INTERNET: HOW TO CONTEND FOR TRUTH IN A DIGITAL AGE
Dr. Russell Moore, Dean of Theology and Senior Vice President for Academic Administration, Southern Baptist Theological Seminary; Joe Carter, Web Editor, First Things; Hunter Baker, Author and Professor, Houston Baptist University; Jared Bridges, Director of Online Communications, FRCThe new media has given new emphasis to the age-old, often contentious relationship between faith and politics. A panel of internet activists from across the new media spectrum will discuss what it takes to have an effective voice in the political discussion online while remaining faithful to the things that matter most.
A Tourist in His Own Land
September 24, 2009
This is a response to “Vacationing with the Pagans” by Eric Miller in the September 2009 edition of Christianity Today.
Mr. Miller begins his article by describing a family outing to Virginia Beach to see a tribute band performing two hours of song by the Beatles. Bemused by the metamorphosis of the faux Fab Four from their early rock and roll beginnings to their all-out pyschedelia of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band he expresses shock at the reactions of the audience (especially his son) and concludes that:
All kinds of names have been given to this transformation. But this concert leaves me thinking one thought: We’re on vacation with the new pagans. They’re everywhere.
Everywhere? Oh, dear.
While I’m not going to discuss the point to Mr. Miller’s article, if there is one. I do take exception to his repeated misuse of the words pagan and paganism. He makes some pretty astounding generalizations which make me question: if he is on vacation, is he a tourist in his own land?
Apparently so.
Paganism: an old word with enduring resonance, and for good reason. Think of it as the state of heart and mind that has emerged as the reality of Law has come, over the past century, to seem less and less real—a long historical process that reached a kind of climax in the ’60s, when to “question authority” meant, among other things, to question the very existence of authority.
I would like to infer that Mr. Miller is referring to the decline in people deferring to a spiritual authority and not all authority in general. I am sure there are people who self-identify as Pagans who are also anarchists; I am equally sure such folk are in the minority.
Also, what is the “Law” of which Mr. Miller writes? History overflows with the conflicts of Catholics and Protestants bloodily arguing over what Christian law is/was/will be. I find it hard to believe that the readers of Christianity Today could even agree on a definition of “Law.” Mr. Miller never explains his own usage.
But the canard that non-Christians, i.e. pagans or Pagans, are somehow with authority — spiritual or otherwise — is a canard that dates back to Theodosius, if not earlier. True, Mr. Miller is writing for a Christian audience, but for contemporary Christians to have any sort of understanding of what modern Paganism is, we need something of substance.
Ready for more?
A recognizably Christian culture has given way to a new paganism. What is this?
It is the embrace of nature without Nature. It is the reverence of bios, physical life, in tandem with a dimming awareness of zoe, spiritual life. It is, in fact, the mistaking of physical life for spiritual life, with all the historically ingrained religious sensibilities rushing toward bios with a very familiar zeal.
A very familiar zeal, indeed. Where have I read about this before?
So, these “new pagans,” go to cover band concerts, recognize no authority, and have given up the spirit entirely for the flesh. It sounds more like a description of those tedious atheists who run around proselytizing naturalism.
Again, Mr. Miller is unclear. My knowledge of ancient and medieval Greek is almost non-existent. Sure, βίος can be translated as “life.” But zoe? Does he mean ζωή or zoë which also means “life?”
It gets better:
So now, for us twenty-first century pagans, being 25 is all—the most alive we’ll ever be. Men and women on both sides of that envied age try with holy fervency to attain it, whatever the cost in dollars or dignity. The hair must be cut just so (and then cut again and again—just so). The body must be kept trim, ever prepared for a 25-year-old’s feats. Old age never looked so bad. What red-blooded American male today would ever want to wake up and find himself married to a grandmother? What American woman wants to look like one?
So the “new pagans” are also youth-obsessed and vain? Hold on a minute. Isn’t it human nature to retain, if not youth, at least youthfulness? What about Pat Robertson’s deal with GNC (General Nutrition Center) for diet shakes?
He goes on:
Our too-spiritual spirituality ended up leaving us, as Christians but also as a wider populace, in considerable confusion about all things material, whether bathing suits or beer or bombs. And our disregard of the physical was bound to invite a walloping counter-embrace of it. By the 1960s, paganism was, once more, unshackled. Our creaturely identity, in all its post-Edenic glory and corruption, became impossible to box in. The body was back.
I’m sure a lot of active Pagans would be surprised to find out that their various paths were unfettered during that decade. It was a surprise to me. And, as with so many other Christian articles, the answer to every problem is “worship.”
This all strikes me as disingenuous. The brief bio (“life!”) of Mr. Miller describes him as an associate professor of history at Geneva College. One would hope that a faculty chair at a liberal arts college in Beaver Falls, PA would have a better grasp on the history of the emergence of Christianity from Classical religions, and also be aware of the contemporary usage of pagan and paganism to know that these words are loaded with different meanings than the ones assigned to them in this rambling article. “New pagans” sounds a lot like the phrase “Neo-Pagan” that has been in use since the 19th century.
One would also hope that Mr. Miller represents ancient and modern people who follow non-Abrahamic faiths as something other than authority-forsaking, body-obsessed teenyboppers at a concert that was a reenactment of history rather than an actual part of history.
I have some pagan friends who recently attended a U2 concert. Although not a Christian band, its members have often expressed a deep influence and appreciation for their Christian upbringing and its ethos.
Did they feel like tourists? No. They had fun.
Missionary
September 16, 2009
A Missionary came down from the Mountain and into the Valley of the City. He brought good news. He brought salvation. He brought change.
He looked around at the farmers and their villages that fed the city. He saw them toiling in their fields. He heard them driving herds to sweeter pastures. He smelled their gardens full of healing flowers swarming with bees. Between his fingers, he felt the rough edges of wood chips from their carving.
Convinced, as he was, in his own intelligence, he surmised what the farmers were up to. “Idols!” he exclaimed and made his prayers to his God. “Not spoons, but idols do they whittle in their spare time.”
So, he systematically began to cut down every oak, every elder, every ash and every pine. Sending the lumber back to the Mission up in the Mountain where the Head Priest sold them all for a tidy profit.
“Now they will convert.”
But the inhabitants of the Valley and the City kept their own counsel and would not adopt the ways of the Missionary. So, he prayed and prayed and prayed for a miracle. And far away, a different mountain exploded in fire and ash. It choked the sky and blanketed the Valley in a gritty snow. For months, the Sun was a pale imitation of himself, ever mantled by clouds of dust.
“It is a sign! My God has heeded my prayers!” Said the Missionary, without once stopping to consider that he may have been wrong. He sat back and watched the citizens of the City wrap themselves up in blankets for a whole year because Summer never arrived.
“Now they will convert.”
But the inhabitants of the City and the Valley kept their rites and their beliefs. So he wrote to his head priest who knew rulers of foreign lands who were envious of the prosperity of the City and her surroundings.
The Missionary prayed and prayed and prayed for another miracle. First emmissaries came to rework ancient negotiations unfavorable to the Valley of the City. They demanded too much for their silks, their spices, their jade, their electronic devices. Inflation crippled the economy, already reeling under the terrible harvests. Again, the Missionary took it as a sign.
Second, armies amassed and marched on the Valley. They demanded tribute. They demanded submission. They demanded that the Valley of the City renounce its own sovreignity and become absorbed in one empire or another. They demanded that every inhabitant listen to the Missionary and accept his ways of thinking.
“Now they will convert!”
The Missionary prayed and prayed and prayed. Out of the walls came a delegation of the City. They asked to speak to the generals, the emmissaries, the representatives of all the foreign powers. They asked to speak — specifically — to the Missionary. Surely, he thought, this must be the last sign from my God that I have won the virtuous fight. I am right and they have come to acknowledge me and mine!
Heading the delegation was the Mayor of the City. When everyone was assembled he spoke loudly, he spoke clearly.
“You have depleted our natural resources. You have charged us outrageous interests rates and exorbitant tarriffs. You have exploited a natural disaster for your own gain. And now you surround us with soldiers hungry for booty. We have read your demands and we have this to reply.”
Everyone held their breath. The only sound was that of the Missionary licking his lips.
“Now they will convert!”
The Mayor cleared his throat, held his head up high and said, “Fuck you.”
“We have nurseries to replenish the oak, the elder, the ash and the pine. We have stores of food to feed ourselves until the dust settles and the Sun returns and our harvests are full of fruit and grain again. We have friends and allies who are even now sending us medical supplies and miliraty aid. We have a populace that will defend themselves to the last woman, man and child to ensure that we will never surrender our sovreignity to you or to anyone else for we would never do such a thing to any of our neighbors.
“In short, you will waste millions of gold pieces and thousands of lives to accomplish nothing of honor, of glory, or of wealth. In the long run, you will lose.
“So, why doesn’t everyone just save themselves and us a whole lot of bother and go home. Okay?”
The Mayor turned on his heel, and strode back into the City, amid the cheers of the people of the Valley.
The Missionary could not believe what he was witnessing. The Generals talked amongst themselves. The emmissaries whipped out their cell phones to contact their ministers of defence and commerce. It was agreed that the loss of profits from regular trade with the Valley of the City was causing a recession in the distant empires.
It was agreed that the armies amassed had already gone over budget.
It was agreed that there was no strategic importance to a protracted struggled in the Valley against its inhabitants and her allies.
They all left the Valley of the City and went home. Everyone except the Missionary.
The head priest had sent him a letter. It read:
Dear Missionary:
Because of budget cuts to our Mission, we have had to elimante several dozen positions. Unfortunately, yours is one of the positions that are being outsourced.
We are unable to find a vacancy at this time for you, in light of your poor performance review: You failed in your core objectives and were unable to convert one soul to the true God.
Good luck in your future endeavors.
Sincerely,
The Head Priest.
P.S. Budget cuts have also affected benefits. Your health care plan runs out in six months and your are inelligible for unemployment benefits.
He was offered several clerical positions with room for advancement, but the ex-Missionary declined these on principle. Instead, he begs for coins outside the Main Gate, yelling about divine retribution. He prays and prays and prays.
All the while, he fails to see the signs.
Intermezzo
September 15, 2009
After a short visit with the family, Raleigh is busy writing new posts. In the meantime, here is a thought-provoking post from Hrafnkell Haraldsson at A Heathen’s Day on the varying views of women and sexuality from both ancient Pagan and Christian thought.